dear media-types:
please, i beg of you, PLEASE stop talking about heidi and spencer. i could not possibly care any less about those two buffoons and am just annoyed that any time i turn on the news (yes, they are on the real, live, actual news - apparently people find it interesting that al roker "offended" poor mrs. pratt in an interview), or check my favorite celebrity guilty pleasure sites, THERE THEY ARE. seriously, those two are worse than swine flu and unless you are reporting that they have mysteriously fallen into a black hole or one of heidi's boobs deflated at some event, i do not ever EVER care to hear about them or how famous they think they are ever, EVER again.
can you make that happen??
